Проверяющий: С вами рэйвест.
Джон: Ага. Нам уже можно пройти? Не пойму, когда эти ваши штуки уже срабатывают.
Проверяющий: В смысле... рэйвест О.О
Гоул: Он будет хорошо вести себя, я обещаю не снимать с него наморник и не отстегивать его с поводка.
*Архарен косится на него мрачно*
Проверяющий: Ну... рэйвест!
Архарен: Что ты зациклился, примат? Рэйвеста никогда не видел?
Проверяющий в ужасе таращит глаза.
Архарен: Не веришь? Могу зубы показать.
Гоул: Породистый, посмотри зубы.
Архарен: Или продемонстрировать. Какую конечность не жалко?
Проверяющий пятится, стукается затылком об дверь, спотыкается и падает.
Джон: А потом в новостях "человеческий солдафон применяет
силу". Спасибо, ребята.
Архарен: ^^ Всегда рад, командир.
Азраэл: Я надеюсь, командир Шеридан догадается не тащить на дипломатическую встречу с вонадрум рэйвеста.
Гоул: Слышал? Ты не идешь гулять. Дома. Сторожить.
Архарен: Как? Я так хотел пройтись по историческим местам, приобрести себе немного сувениров...
Азраэл: Не думаю, что...
Архарен: ... например, я бы с радостью поставил голову вонадрума себе на полочку. Хороший ночник.
Азраэл: Вы должны понимать, мы следили за всеми вами довольно давно. Мы направляли ваше развитие, потому что вы были великолепной расой, подающей надежды, но слишком склонной к саморазрушению.
Миранда: Но почему тогда в нашей истории нет ни одного следа вашего влияния? Почему нет ни одного упоминания, только сумасшедшие теории и ученые, одержимые идеей поиска Атлантиды?
Азраэл: Иногда нам приходилось играть роль кого-то другого. Принимать облик некоторых религиозных фигур. Тогда вы были еще не готовы видеть нас в нашем естественном обличье.
Шеридан: "Религиозных фигур"? Типа как...
ангелов?
Азраэл: В том числе.
Миранда: Не могу поверить. Я всю жизнь верила в ангелов, а на деле... речь шла о долговязых желтых инопланетянах.
Азраэл: Вы контактировали с инопланетянами и следами их существования очень давно. Не только мы повлияли на вашу религию. Ангелы, божества, чудовища - в некотором смыMirandaсле, все это связано с другими цивилизациями.
Архарен: Дайте угадаю, кто демоны.
Miranda: I have a question, Arharen. If I may.
Arharen: I have a bad feeling about this, but go on.
Miranda: Do rayvesth have a religion?
Arharen: Everyone have a religion. Unless you are locavian. Locavians don't need one, they are the perfect example of evolution without useless self-deception all primitives live in.
Shhantary: Shut up or I'll rip your tongue out.
Goul: Ouch! The perfect civilisation strikes again.
Miranda: That's not what I wanted. Do you believe, Arharen?
Arharen: If you want others to speak the point, human, try asking straightly what you want to know. You probably could have noticed I'm not a normal rayvesth.
Miranda: I'm still intrigued, Arharen. Do you believe?
Arharen: It's... complicated.
Miranda: Try to explain. I can understand.
Arharen: I do believe. In many things.
Miranda: Which things?
Arharen: For example, I strongly believe that's none of your business.
Miranda: You won't answer, will you?
Arharen: Will you leave me be, if I do?
Miranda: That depends on your answer.
Arharen: Why do you even care?
Miranda: I need to know you can be trusted.
Arharen: And if I believe there is an invisible guy in the skies who sees everything and will punish me after I die - or what's the major religion of your species now - you will consider me loyal? Or what?
Miranda: That's not what I...
Arharen: Your scull is probably cracked. I think you need a doctor.
Arharen: I've never met locavians before.
Shhantary: You've been a politician's pet, where would you have a possibility to see one of us?
Arharen: Great. Yes, as you've decided to remind everyone, I was a politician's pet. And I've seen those he wanted to impres
s - his political partners, I presume - with his unique property. I've seen Lothus'Vori in great amounts, humans, lots of other atlanteans, even several vonahdroum guys (do they have females, do you know?) - but never a single locavian.
Shhantary: Oh, you've been lucky then.
Goul: What, too perfect? Would have shocked young monster boy forever?
Shhantary: Goul, had anyone ever told you of your ability to drive people mad and wish to kill you slow and painfully? You also give good reasons.
Goul: Doubt you even need a wish or a reason to kill someone. Especially when it comes to the "slow and painfully" part. Admit, koutosh-captain, you do that every weekend.
Shhatary: Your tongue is so long, Vori, that you could hang yourself if there was a wish.
Goul: Coming to compare sizes, huh, captain? That is unprofessional.
Shhantary: Unprofessional? Unprofessional would be letting some extra long parts of me to control my mind.
Goul: And what if...
Arharen: Ugh! Now kiss!
Shhantary&Goul: ?_?
Arharen: Really, that is disgusting. Get a room. Or kill each other. Just stop that. Yuck.
Sheridan: Never thought I'd say I agree with the rayvesth.
Goul: So. Your first leutenant's name is Miranda Janet.
Sheridan: Yep.
Goul: Your tech-genius name is James Euclid, your lead scientist is called Jerald Williams, your first soldier is Moira Shend. Right?
Sheridan: Yes.
Goul: I don't get it.
Sheridan: What do you mean?
Goul: A legendary group of human galactic heroes! Where's John Shepard?
Sheridan: What?... My first name is John.
Goul: Ah, pathetic copy! Where is John Shepard? I've studied your sci-fi literarure and stuff. There's always a John Shepard.
Sharon: Arharen?
Arharen: Useless human?
Sharon: I just... wanted to ask. How does it feel, to... to... be the only one from your kind?
Arharen: You mad? I'm not a "only one", there's quite a lot of rayvesth in the system. You should know that, you've been fighting us for several generations already.
Sharon: No, I mean... you can't chat with other rayvesth, you can't run into a friend in a store, you... you can't wath a movie with a girl... of your kind...
Arharen: Huh? That are what you call a normal life? And what if I say I don't need to run into an other rayvesth in a store to be happy? Does that ruin your idea of a normal life? Does that make me a cannibal monster in your eyes, human?
Sharon: I... no, I didn't want to...
Arharen: Ah. Calm down, Sharon. I"m not offended.
Sharon: Arharen?
Arharen: Human?
Sharon: Sorry, I didn't want to bother you...
Arharen: What did you want?
Sharon: You really... never wanted to spend a evening with a girl?
Goul: Did I miss something? Arharen likes boys?
Arharen: Yes! Yes, you finally got it! I secretly want to fuck males, and I even got in this team to make out with you, Vori!
Goul: Oh shi~
Arharen: God I feel so good that I finally told you. Take me! Take me right now, Goul!
Goul: I'd better shut up.
Sheridan: That works?! I need to memorize it.
Arharen: To return to your original question, human, as you can see, thare are not rayvesth women around. You've never seen other talking rayvesth who didn't try to eat your eyes, neither did I. I don't even know what I should've wanted if I had the opportunity.
Sharon: Arharen?...
Arharen: Yes, human?
Sharon: Do you... feel lonely sometimes?
Arharen: With all these atlantean-Vori-human soldiers running around in case I go mad and start eating peoples eyeballs?
Sharon: I mean... Arharen, you've never had a girl of your kind, a friend of your kind, and...
Arharen: I doubt I regret that I have no my-kind-friends. Rayvesth are bad at that, you know. They are actually bad at everything except growling and attacking everything in sight.
Sharon: I thought... maybe you want company... I know some nice movies, and...
Arharen: Wait, you want to invite me... how do you humans call that? A date?
Sharon: O_O sorry, I... that was a bad idea...
Arharen: Sharon.
Sharon: Sorry. Sorry.
Arharen: I've always wanted to see that your human movie... from the times before-space, how do you call that... "aliens"?
Sharon: You... want?..
Arharen: Ah, stop that scared trembling voice, I won't eat you!
Sharon: I know.
Arharen: Am I that scary?
Sharon: No. You're nice.
Arharen: Then - I'd like to spend some time watching your human movies. Calm down.
Гоул: Слушай, бедолага, ты весь такой одинокий и потерянный. Перестань, хочешь, я сниму тебе девочку? Можно вообще рэйвестку снять?
Архарен: Откуда я знаю? Я не особо-то общался с себе подобными.
Гоул: Да ладно, не верю, что ты не пытался.
Архарен: Я-то пытался, но они восприняли тот факт, что в первые пару минут после моего появления я никого не сшиб, побил или изнасиловал, проявлением слабости, и попытались съесть. Рэйвесты не очень разговорчивы.
Гоул: По тебе не скажешь.
Архарен: Кто бы говорил.
, что, видимо, дети валяются в грязи вместе со свиньями, 
